my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY